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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:26

Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
No way
No, not a chance
Then came..
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
No go.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics